Monthly Archives: December 2014
JOKES
Why is a baby like a diamond?
Because it’s such a dear little thing.
Doctor: Have you taken the box of pills I gave you?
Oswald: Yes, but I feel worse. Perhaps the cardboard disagreed with me.
Teacher: How many days of the week begin with the letter T?
Sidney: Four: Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow.
Teacher: Why does the earth turn round the sun?
Smiffy: Because it doesn’t want to get toasted on the side.
Diner: Waiter, what on earth is this in my bowl?
Waiter: It’s bean soup.
Diner: I don’t care what it’s been, what is now?
Mum: You can’t come in the house unless your feet are clean!
Minnie: They are clean, Mum. It’s only my shoes that are dirty!
Patient: Doctor, I think I’m a hi-fi system!
Doctor: Well, you certainly are a loud speaker.
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